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I was having a conversation a little bit earlier this morning at work and a question came up that no one really agreed upon. So, I've decided to ask all of the three people who read this what they think.

If you had the choice, would you rather be kicked in the head or in the groin? You don't have any other alternative. Its either a headshot or a nutshot.

Choose wisely.

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Feb. 15, 2008 | 9:31 AM Edd360 says:

The head

Feb. 18, 2008 | 5:02 PM Cericon says:

The head is rather strong, I'm sure it can take one for the team.

Feb. 18, 2008 | 5:03 PM LOLZILLA says:

The head, as long as it wasn't in the temple.

Feb. 22, 2008 | 4:22 AM THEJamoke says:

I choose the head, but I gotta say I really could use a swift one to the nuts right about now.

Feb. 23, 2008 | 5:28 AM Kagoe says:

I'm a girl, so I guess the grion. If it was either my chest or my head I'm not sure...

Feb. 24, 2008 | 4:44 AM Drift-And-Die says:

The head.

Feb. 24, 2008 | 5:19 AM Shadow0fDeath says:

I would kick the other person in the groin and the head.

Feb. 24, 2008 | 7:09 AM supertoria12 says:

Im a girl, so groin. it wouldnt hurt as much, and if someone hit me in the head i'd lose hundreds of braincells.

Feb. 24, 2008 | 7:13 AM supertoria12 says:

then again, head would be a better choice because I have a rather hard head:
when i was three an iron fell on my head, i got a little bloody, (ok maybe reeelly bloody) but I dented the iron!

Feb. 26, 2008 | 3:35 AM cherries says:

The head duh.

Feb. 26, 2008 | 4:02 PM MitochondriaMan says:

groin.....nuts of STEEL!!!!

Feb. 29, 2008 | 7:07 PM Murad136 says:

Well lets see - Head - possible death
Balls (No I will not use groin!) - No more babies

Hmmmmmm - I think head - because BALLS hurt MUCH MORE!! From experience!
Serious the pain is just OUU!!!

Whythank you for reading this

Mar. 1, 2008 | 10:13 PM Eggys says:

You should have made a thread about this.

I'd rather get kicked in the groin, actually. Balls of steel.

Mar. 2, 2008 | 10:55 AM satanbrain says:

nutshot

Mar. 4, 2008 | 1:09 PM SupraAddict says:

Headshot to the max, only tall ppl could get meh :3

Mar. 7, 2008 | 1:28 PM flashplayer5 says:

Head: I lost all them brain cells a long time ago anyway.

Mar. 7, 2008 | 4:53 PM Truth says:

Truth was here,
headshot

Mar. 7, 2008 | 9:20 PM 1337leader says:

Probably headshot.

Mar. 9, 2008 | 9:38 PM Evark says:

I'd rather be kicked in the head. Retaining the ability to reproduce is ultimately more important than retaining perfect mental function.

Mar. 14, 2008 | 10:02 AM Malachy says:

I'd like to keep myself in the gene pool thank you.

Mar. 16, 2008 | 11:17 AM AxeWarrior says:

The groin

Mar. 21, 2008 | 10:51 AM X-Gary-Gigax-X says:

LOL MIGHTYPOTATO RAWKS MY CAWK LMAO

Mar. 21, 2008 | 11:37 AM mightypotato responds:

You're fucking right I do.

Mar. 22, 2008 | 10:01 AM AapoJoki says:

Do you have to let the kick land, or are you allowed to attempt blocking or dodging it? If you're allowed to block, I'd take the headkick, cause that would be easier. If not... then I dunno. A kick in the head might put me in a coma or even kill me, but I really, really don't want to feel the pain of getting kicked in the nuts.

Mar. 26, 2008 | 9:14 AM Zergzealot says:

The MightyPotato has spoken REPENT heretics or face the wrath of the Potato's yellow starchy goodness!

Mar. 27, 2008 | 7:20 AM mightypotato responds:

There are no caps in my name. Get it right before you continue to kiss my ass.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 10:08 AM Adio-Element says:

Head, because it sucks less.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 1:36 PM Dks60 says:

the wym of someone will kick straight in groin

Mar. 28, 2008 | 9:51 PM physco-pickle says:

What LOLZILLA said, my nuts are sensitive little creatures.

Apr. 5, 2008 | 8:38 AM LampFace says:

The head, then i would take off their shoe and hit them with it, i would show that bitch who is boss. You must of been really bored at work when discussing this?You made this post the day i signed up, yeah.

Apr. 6, 2008 | 11:48 AM Lindione says:

I need my head so I'll take the shot to the groin.

Apr. 6, 2008 | 7:07 PM Mizar says:

Head. (You're header wins)

Apr. 7, 2008 | 2:08 PM HeresJohnny says:

Hahaha HEAD hurt less

Apr. 7, 2008 | 4:57 PM SheepVpower says:

hi....

Apr. 10, 2008 | 9:39 PM Prinzy2 says:

Well if I can't have both then I guess I'll got for the boom headshot.

Apr. 11, 2008 | 7:46 PM FUCK-OFF says:

Hi there.

Apr. 22, 2008 | 4:15 AM iShield says:

Obviously the head, seeing that the ability to have secks is the entire reason we exist, to carry on our genes. Oh, and to all the men who said "I PWEFEW NUTZ" is very gay, seeing that they'd rather lose manhood than a couple IQ points.

Apr. 22, 2008 | 12:41 PM Corky52 says:

I dont know... head could instantly kill me or cause brain damage and the nutshot could keep me from having kids... and well they are my nuts. But I'm going to have to say nuts to stop the head injury.

Apr. 23, 2008 | 2:54 PM kidray76 says:

Hmm, tough one, I'll go with nuts since permanent damage there isn't going to be as bad as permanent damage to the brain.

Also, I don't want any more kids ...... :P

Apr. 29, 2008 | 5:37 AM HarraH says:

Groin. No shit. Why would I ruin my brain/beautiful face. Also, you deleted my topic!

Apr. 30, 2008 | 10:00 PM Goonie says:

None.

May. 1, 2008 | 12:40 AM mightypotato responds:

NOT ALLOWED, YOU MUST CHOOSE ONE OR THE OTHER!

READ THE RULES!

CAPSLOCKCAPSLOCKCAPSLOCKCAPSLOCK

May. 2, 2008 | 12:33 AM Zergzealot says:

The mightypotato has spoken REPENT heretics or face the wrath of the Potato's yellow starchy goodness! ( there no caps )

May. 13, 2008 | 1:53 AM pHuXxXB0xX says:

what kind of shoes?

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